June
Hello you. It’s clickbait month!!!!!! Let’s do this!!!!!!! I have, of late, felt myself becoming nostalgic for the golden age of clickbait. That first wave of clickbait, articles with titles… Read more June →
Star Trek: The Next Generation characters ranked by how annoying they would become over a two week camping holiday in the south of France, maybe in Provence or the Languedoc region, somewhere with good wine, I mean all France has good wine but I had this really nice bottle in Collioure once and I was thinking something like that? Have you ever had violet flavour ice cream? I had some of that there too and it was delicious. There is a little stall that does what must be twenty flavours. Maybe thirty
OK, so you are going on a camping holiday in France and you need to take one of the main cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation with you. Don’t… Read more Star Trek: The Next Generation characters ranked by how annoying they would become over a two week camping holiday in the south of France, maybe in Provence or the Languedoc region, somewhere with good wine, I mean all France has good wine but I had this really nice bottle in Collioure once and I was thinking something like that? Have you ever had violet flavour ice cream? I had some of that there too and it was delicious. There is a little stall that does what must be twenty flavours. Maybe thirty →
Chairs! Ranked!
Chairs, eh? Something to sit on. Something to sit on. Some are probably better than other ones though, yeah? Are deck chairs good? What about that Salvador Dali one that… Read more Chairs! Ranked! →
Eleven well interesting things about owls
The word owl comes from the Latin owlus which means ‘howling birds’. The dictionary people reckon that the Latins gave owls this name due to their distinctive habit of never… Read more Eleven well interesting things about owls →
Feet! Ranked!
Most of us have two feet, a left foot and a right foot. But which one is the best? I had a bit of think about it and this is… Read more Feet! Ranked! →
Ten pictures I drew of Meat Loaf ranked by how badly I fucked them up.
The first ten albums I owned! Ranked!
10 – Fat and Frantic – Live at the Wonky Donkey Bar and Grill The first of three albums on this list that I didn’t actually own, but instead had… Read more The first ten albums I owned! Ranked! →
Cheese savouries ranked by how pleasing they are to split along their horizontal line of symmetry with your teeth
One of the highlights of any party is sitting in a corner methodically working your way through a giant bowl of cheese savouries. But which ones are the best for… Read more Cheese savouries ranked by how pleasing they are to split along their horizontal line of symmetry with your teeth →
Lake Monsters! Ranked!
OK, so I had to lay down some ground rules because it turns out there are waaay more lake monsters than you might imagine. There are certainly more than I… Read more Lake Monsters! Ranked! →
