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Who the fudge is Benjamin Judge?
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Birds, Birds, Birds of the Week – 11-17th August, 2018
What I learnt from watching every Jason Statham film.
errrr… hello again… again
The planets ranked by how cool the aliens that probably live there are
The sides of a room! Ranked!
EVERY SINGLE TYPE OF BISCUIT! RANKED!
Star Trek: The Next Generation characters ranked by how annoying they would become over a two week camping holiday in the south of France, maybe in Provence or the Languedoc region, somewhere with good wine, I mean all France has good wine but I had this really nice bottle in Collioure once and I was thinking something like that? Have you ever had violet flavour ice cream? I had some of that there too and it was delicious. There is a little stall that does what must be twenty flavours. Maybe thirty
Eleven well interesting things about owls
Ten pictures I drew of Meat Loaf ranked by how badly I fucked them up.
The first ten albums I owned! Ranked!
Cheese savouries ranked by how pleasing they are to split along their horizontal line of symmetry with your teeth
Lake Monsters! Ranked!
Disappointing ‘Christmas’ chocolates, ranked from most to least awful
The absolute worst characters in the Star Wars saga I mean OMG I HATE these assholes why are they even in the films at all am I right?
Britain’s twenty most dangerous animals, ranked by how likely they are to mess you up
Eggs! Ranked worst to best!
Socks! Ranked from worst to best!
The Beverly Hills Cop Films. Ranked!
Shirt with squares on it. Date to be announced
Big ugly trainers. Date undecided
Super scruffy tracksuit trousers. 18th May 2019
Socks. 12th May 2019
Brown and blue shirt. Date to be decided
Brown shorts. 10th May 2019
Blue shirt. 6th May 2019
Belt. Date lost.
The ‘on second thoughts’ shirt. 30th April 2019