- Barack Obama wins a second term
- I get an MA in Creative Writing
- The Mayans are wrong about the world ending
- American scientists print an ear, in 3D, using actual ear materials like collagen and that
- I become a parent.
The first weather I showed to my daughter through the window of the hospital was snow but it had changed to rain by the time we ran out of babygrows and I had to walk to ASDA to buy more. I got so wet I had to buy myself a complete change of clothes as well. I’m not sure why I didn’t have a coat with me. Maybe I did. I don’t know. I don’t remember. Emily tried to come out nose first and the doctors decided to do a bit of cutting. I accidentally saw what the inside of my wife’s stomach looks like. I prefer the outside. The outside is great.
Emily came out bruised and angry and a weird shade of green but still pretty awesome. She remains awesome to this day. She is no longer green, or bruised, or particularly angry.