Yeah, hello, I’m back and that. What about that summer eh? The warm bit… the rainy bit… the errrrr… the other stuff… Probably some politics happened. Probably it was ghastly. Probably.
What have I been up to? I got a puncture. Well not me, obviously, the car got a puncture, but it was a new experience, driving with a squadgy tire. What else? Not a lot. I got another puncture. I know, I know. Not very likely is it? Two punctures. But there you go. Here we are. Etc etc.
Aren’t you glad I’m back, being all riveting and that?
I have decided to drop the monthly theme idea. I grew weary of it. Instead I’m just going to bang on about any old stuff like I used too, you know, in the good old days. I’ll probably talk about myself a lot, as usual, but I’ll be spicing things up with a weekly deep dive into the films of… let’s say… Jason Statham and… I think… regular posts about books and music, but I’ll get back to you about those ideas…