What even are accessories? Belts and stuff, yeah? I need all those innit. They stop my trousers from falling down.
Gloves? I need gloves. Ties? Are ties even accessories? Or are they just clothes? I dunno. I need them anyway.
So I can’t add much to the prize today. The only accessories I own that I don’t need are a woolly hat that I hate (but haven’t got round to replacing yet) and some duplicate* RSPB badges. So I offer you two of those – A handsome looking bearded tit and a ridiculously beautiful starling. Wear them with pride.
*duplicate as in I accidentally bought two the same, not duplicate as in counterfeit, obvs.