Day Fourteen of this ridiculous advent calendar blah blah, blah blah blah…

Household Supplies

 

Errrrrm, like, I’m all for sorting out my possessions to realise an inner peace by focusing only on things that spark joy in my soul and everything but… hello Marie Kondo? Hello? I’m not throwing away food, am I? Food is for eating.

Obviously I kept all my food. Obviously. All except for this packet of jelly that I thought you might like. It is definitely vegetarian and, I suspect – but cannot verify, possibly vegan, so there is no excuse to not enjoy it. Unless you don’t like jelly, but that would just be weird. Everyone likes jelly.