OK, so I haven’t sorted the kitchen. It’s too big a job. It’s an empty the room, clean inside all the cupboards, sort through, put things back sort of a job. It’s not the sort of thing you do two weeks before Christmas.
And because I didn’t sort the kitchen I have nothing to tell you about sorting the kitchen. Because I didn’t do it. So let’s skip straight to the competition prize bit…
How would you like an Old Hall milk jug? Of course you would. Design classic innit mate. A piece of West Midlands history innit mate. Put your milk in it can’t you innit mate.