It’s only all the answers to the Christmas anagrams

So here we are then. The answers. Did you get them all? Probably. Probably.

 

  1. Ed Sheeran jams hot length in willow fan = Jenn Ashworth – Notes Made While Falling
  2. Team Statham regrets wooden tat = Margaret Atwood – The Testaments
  3. Ellie save the badger’s jism = Jesse Ball – The Diver’s Game
  4. I give Bono an arse milk carer = Nicola Barker – I Am Sovereign
  5. At birth, we charted teal knob cheese = Chris Beckett – Beneath the world, a sea
  6. Phil Wang cupped a rare lout spoon = Giuseppe Caputo – An Orphan World
  7. Carl Jung frotting her alien hen in Eden = John le Carré – Agent Running in the Field
  8. I’d love her on my neat chute area? = Marie le Conte – Haven’t You Heard?
  9. I say yes David lass – Lydia Davis – Essays
  10. Do Star Trek up my ham plank = Mark Doten – Trump Sky Alpha
  11. Well my porky nub crust, Uncle Dan = Lucy Ellmann – Ducks, Newburyport
  12. A warrior lover sang, do it then, be in me = Bernadine Evaristo – Girl, Woman, Other
  13. A finger is a bonbon = Oisin Fagan – Nobber
  14. Not if Bobby Moore will feel frail = Robbie Fowler – My Life in Football
  15. A felch on our llama weenie = Nicola Freeman – Halloween
  16. Then filthy walrus helmets make Gucci harder = Lucie McKnight Hardy – Water Shall Refuse Them
  17. A lean elfe hears Phil Daniels fuck a very tall tree = Karen Havelin – Please Read This Leaflet Carefully
  18. His vile vent shits a hard coin = Christina Hesselholdt – Vivian
  19. A nun groans sand up her randy loin hole = Ronan Hession – Leonard and Hungry Paul
  20. We have really creamed his currant = Andrew Michael Hurley – Starve Acre
  21. Iain ate out his meaty nads = Nadiya Hussain – Time to Eat
  22. Well, Frank Lampard jeers a cold moob = Marlon James – Black Leopard, Red Wolf
  23. He rues jacking faint male = Kathleen Jamie – Surfacing
  24. Neon jot helm = Elton John – Me
  25. Enable top tit city = Toby Litt – Patience
  26. Be enticed climb on a Grindr dad = Benedict MacDonald – Rebirding
  27. Dandy moose vagina? = Vesna Main – Good Day?
  28. Wank a zebra cable comely wench = Elizabeth McCracken – Bowlaway
  29. Soak titty in urine you moo = Yu Miri – Tokyo Ueno Station
  30. Land in their farty plume cheese =Declan Murphy – A Life in the Trees
  31. Petal nuke a whale nunny over this zone of junky come = Okechuknu Nzelu – The Private Joys of Nnenna Maloney
  32. Ban her and toilet = Téa Obreht – Inland
  33. Bang my hole dry eerie genie = Helen Oyeyemi – Gingerbread
  34. Pump me a cane until my teenage tool has gone off = Emmanuelle Pagano – Faces on the Tip of my Tongue
  35. Learn my porn tax = Max Porter – Lanny
  36. Pump rice into me then chomp all the walls = Philip Pullman – The Secret Commonwealth
  37. Weird nan wanks it in = Ian Rankin – Westwind
  38. I scanned her seal porn = Lenni Sanders – Poacher
  39. We undervalue your heavy tit magazines = Luiza Sauma – Everything You Ever Wanted
  40. Landfill this pert male or wed = Namwali Serpell – The Old Drift
  41. Dani Dyer led their longish banana = Nadia Shireen – Billy and the Dragon
  42. Shag in prim slit = Ali Smith – Spring
  43. Dido nuts a hazing miner = Zadie Smith – Grand Union
  44. He adores a steam = Meera Sodha – East
  45. We charm cacti beast = Rebecca Tamas – Witch
  46. Cher farting on an oboe to make it smell of angered suet = Greta Thunberg – No one is too small to make a difference
  47. Jack Lemmon varies louse metaphors = Jumoke Verissimo – A Small Silence
  48. Afraid we see if Batman did a lewd foursome = Isabel Waidner – We Are Made of Diamond Stuff
  49. Eat tiny eel willies in our gland? = Tillie Walden – Are You Listening?
  50. Lindy his jean piece = Jane Yeh – Discipline