What if Kenneth Branagh and that one out of Agent Carter were made of beetroot leaves? What then? BBC Good Food magazine say there are seven health benefits of beetroot but none of them were Dunkirk spirit. So where does that leave us? Normandy? Can you even eat the leaves? Probably. I mean, they’re just leaves. Though having said that, aren’t rhubarb leaves poisonous? I think so. Maybe. Man, food is complicated. Not, like, ‘war complicated’, sure, but still. Blimey.