Everyone wants to get away from it all now and again. Spend some time with our loved ones. Take in the sights. Befriend a massive hamster. Instead we read about other people’s holidays in magazines. “Barbara! Look! That isn’t a real hamster! What a chump!” But the cheap ink they use in celebrity holiday magazines nowadays runs along the canal tracts of your fingerprints making you all smudgy. Oh no! You’ve got it all over your mug. Ask yourself, who is the chump now?