Best Horse of the Year

Horse of the Year is not an accolade without controversy. When I quickly googled “who won horse of the year show 2022” to find out whose hooves I’d be treading on with my own award, I found that the winner was Shane Breen despite him being, quite obviously in my opinion, not a horse. I think he rides horses but that isn’t the same thing. not really.

My award will be for an actual horse, though it is limited to horses that I saw while I was out and about, doing a walk or what have you. Ponies are eligible for the award because I can’t tell them apart from horses. Donkeys are not eligible because they would just win every year because they are so lovable.

Anyway, enough science, the winner is…

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