OK, so, it’s only six months to Christmas and some of you will by now, I’m sure, be beginning to think about which box of chocolates you are going to… Read more Disappointing ‘Christmas’ chocolates, ranked from most to least awful →
The first trailers for Episode IX are already with us. Are you excited? I am. With the saga drawing to a close, The Rise of Skywalker gives us one last… Read more The absolute worst characters in the Star Wars saga I mean OMG I HATE these assholes why are they even in the films at all am I right? →
20. Badgers Britain’s largest carnivore, the badger, isn’t very large and more of a bumbler than a fighter. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility that one might knock over… Read more Britain’s twenty most dangerous animals, ranked by how likely they are to mess you up →
Cloud Eggs This is one of those fancy new internet ways of cooking eggs. You whisk the whites into soft peaks, form them into a well shape, then bake for… Read more Eggs! Ranked worst to best! →
Odd socks The worst of all socks are odd socks. Don’t get me wrong, if poverty has forced you to wear odd socks you are blameless and innocent and pure.… Read more Socks! Ranked from worst to best! →
It’s time to settle the age old argument: what is the best Beverly Hills Cop film? How long has this debate raged on? How many families torn apart? We need… Read more The Beverly Hills Cop Films. Ranked! →
So that’s it. We’ve caught up. We are at my current level of waist, which is not too shabby but not quite where I want it yet. I should probably… Read more Shirt with squares on it. Date to be announced →
It is against my better judgement to throw away a still functioning pair of trainers but these have got sack-off-to-a-shoe-bank written all over them. I bought them to run in… Read more Big ugly trainers. Date undecided →
